Remember why you
don't like them
Finally, a CRM that gets you. Track people who've wronged you, document their offenses, and never forget a grievance again.
No account required. Your list stays in your browser.
Track Your Enemies
Add people to your list with names and optional nicknames like "The Reply-All Guy" or "Loud Chewer Dave".
Document Grievances
Log every offense. Every slight. Every time they microwave fish in the office. Your memory is now bulletproof.
Private & Secure
Your list is yours alone. Encrypted and protected. They'll never know they're on it.
"I used to forget why I was annoyed at people. Now I have receipts."
— A very organized grudge-holder
Meet the Creator
Hey, there friends 👋
CEO @ Slopcel
I made this website as a joke after seeing this tweet on my timeline.
who's building a CRM to keep track of why i don't like people
— dax (@thdxr) October 10, 2025
It gave me the chance to try out svelte and do some more vibe coding, so I'm pretty happy with it.
HateCRM is a playful take on customer relationship management. Instead of tracking customers,
you track people you hate. Document their offenses, link their tweets, and never
forget a grievance again.
You can sign up with your Google account and start tracking your grievances.
Whether it's an ragebaiting account or just someone with really bad takes, HateCRM helps you keep receipts.